Long ago, a homeless man stumbled into the street in front of a truck carrying dangerous chemicals. The driver swerved and spilled his payload onto the road, bathing everything nearby in a pool of radioactive waste. Somewhere in the rubble was an old pair of work boots that mutated into Teenage Mutant Ninja Boots; a guitar playing, comic reading, TV watching gamer with a passion for pasta, an affinity for brunettes, and an ability to dominate hockey rinks as the greatest goalie to never skate.
But really, I’m just a normal dude who likes fun things and hates stressing out. When I’m not hosting and editing one of the three podcasts I regularly appear on, I’m usually playing video games or rocking out to metal.
It’s a very interesting life, I assure you. 🙂